today/yesterday,im in a gate crashing mood!!!hahaz.. lets see, went to:
scgs,singapore chinese girls school, found pple, talk to pple.found out im still in south-central cell instead of north-west cell for dunnoe wad reason, coz like, technically, now im in the north-west zone.weirddd.well, at least i wont hav to argue wiv desmond every single cell meeting.tt guy can crap like a shit making machine!! then, i went to:
gmss,ghim moh secondary school, renet's old sch,jon chua's sch.cindy's sch.cindy hu used to go to the same tuition as me and i conveniently forgot her face n sch.so she said hi!!!..and i was like, ahhh!!sowwie!forgot ur name!!..then renet accused me of lying when i said i dunnoe anyone from tt sch.like, except jon.but like, i din noe she went to tt sch!..well..i did.but i forgot.ahh..oops i did it again?? yea i did.when i went to:
tchs, the chinese high school.i cant believe i went ther.the stupid things i do.hai.was supposed to go at 5.45.but i went at 2.coz renet wanna meet her bf.dennis.who i find realllyy different from cq.veryyy!!haha..cq was ecstatic when renet came.coz it was supposed to b me going and getting her prez and mebbe play some bball..hahaz..i saw alex..then i saw some kid hu i think was from a tennis class last time..and tt little peiyan person hu cq hates so much and i happily deflated the last time i met him.the last and first.haha!he gave renet and i a weird look.hm.not as weird as the look seb wuda given me!!..i'd prob nv hear the end of it if he found out i went to his sch..hahaz..ah shit.what if alex blurts out smth.greattt.n alex is serving tmr.and seb is on the music ministry.and they wud both b ther at church early.therefore they wud talk.uh oh.seb was totally like:dun noe any cheena hi guys!!!...ahhh wadever.itz all in the fun.or not.
anyway..was actually supposed to crash acjc wiv jesh.but her mom wudnt let her go out..and then i wanted to crash acs b for the fun of it and give some pple a heart attack..is tt murder?hm.but anyway,the sch crashing 'phase' was over, n so the trio of dennis,renet and i went to orchard!!and i managed to get them to take neoprints wiv me!!yayyy..
see me walk to neoprints addicts anonymous and exclaim: i am a neoprint addict!........but,i dun wanna b cured of my addiction!!
hahahaz..lame.i noe.n i dun really mind.but tts me.how abt u?
anyway..i met renet's mom nd bro..the one which is supposedly nonexistant in the class list of acs b sec1 generation 2004.oh no..poor ryan is a ghost.would renet kill me if i exorcise him?thinkso..better not..haha..
kae..i got this joke 4 today..
Perfect Woman/Man
>>>>>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving in their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
>>>>>Question: Who was the survivor?
>>>>>Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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>>>>>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
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>>>>>there is no such thing as a perfect man.
>>>>>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
>>>>>**** Men keep scrolling.
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>>>>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
>>>>>illustrates another point: Women never listen.

wandaywang @ 1/03/2004 12:06:00 AM