u noe wad?im finding loadza fun stuff!!eg:
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. --Steven Wiright
and here are some words of wisdom tt is quite stupid coz they r LAST words of wisdom..hehez
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista- Commander John Sedwick

Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.

Quick, they'll never find us if we hide here.

Don't worry, it's not used any more.

Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.

So they finally fixed this elevator yesterday?

Listen, i'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what i'm doing.

Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.

It's ok so long as you stay down-wind.

C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?" --Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez

Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father. --Darth Vader

And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 2000, I'll never have to worry about -- beeeeeeeep...

I eat guys like you for breakfast! --Jeffrey Dahmer

How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that? -- Droso Filia

No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'

Trust me.
............i think the last is the worst one..dont u?
yayy..now lets look at interesting quotes from JRR Tolkien!!
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

wandaywang @ 1/09/2004 11:56:00 PM